10 Things We Learned From NFL Week 5

1. Brett Favre is an offensive player in more ways than one.
2. In addition to leading the Patriots on the field Tom Brady is now required to approve teammates' hairstyles in order for them to remain on the team.
   
3. Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco should just arrange for their paychecks to be deposited directly into the NFL's bank account so that they can tweet to their hearts' content.
   
4. Kroy Biermann and Ndamukong Suh are in no danger of winning the NFL's Fastest Man competition.
   
5. With the problems Beanie Wells and Tim Hightower are having Arizona should consider moving Levi Brown to the backfield.
   
6. Mark Colombo needs to figure out a way to celebrate touchdowns without falling down.
   
7. At this rate the 49ers will be the best 0-16 team in history.
   
8. At this rate the Bills will be the worst 0-16 team in history.
   
9. Chargers' punter Mike Scifres did not take his special teams mates out for dinner Sunday night.
   
10. If LaDainian Tomlinson were ever to create a workout video, Clinton Portis and Fred Taylor would be first in line to buy it.